Golf Count

Alright bitches, it’s time to start getting a head count for golf.  Wildwood would like some time to set up security to hold back the galleries that come out to watch our little spectacle.  So if you know what you’re going to do, time to let me know.  And don’t just tell me, I’m going to need something in the form of a comment below this entry or something.  That way it’s easier for my accountant to make the appropriate tallies.  What I’d like to see is:

Team Name:  The Losing Team

Golfers:    4

Drinkers:  4

Then name yourselves

Try to make the golf because there will be points awarded per team member in attendance.  Also bonus points for wearing knickers.  Don’t know what those are?  Google it.  For those of you that don't want to spend $70 on knickers, just go to knickers.com and buy a pair of long socks, then cut a pair of shitty khakis 6 inches short and tuck them into the socks.  BAM!  Knickers!  If you’re not sure about your team or you don’t know who you’re going to put on it but know you’ll have a full team, just say that.  I’m basically just looking for a golf headcount so I can let them know.  Travel will be provided so you can start exercising your liver for the evening's festivities. 

Have you heard this?  haha  http://youtu.be/8LeZmHhPxuI