Sleeping Arrangements

My grand plan is for everyone to stay out at the farm.  We have plenty of room for you to spread out your camp and that way you don’t need to find a way back into town.  Pull down your trailer and make sure it’s still working for the state fair or set up a tent.  There will be plenty to do after the Cup, if you’re still standing that is.  And if I know you guys you’ll just be getting good and loose by the end of it.  Geer’s going to be DJing well into the night.  We’ll set up the dice box and keep the tippy cup tables up, so by no means is the end of the tourney the end of the party.  In the morning I’ll mix together a couple pitchers of Bloody’s and whip up some eggs and bacon and send you booze hounds on your way.  We’ve decided to allow women to show up later in the evening.  THEY WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO PARTICIPATE IN ANY EVENTS OF THE CLINTON CUP.  None.  A great man once said “women are for cheerleading and sexual favors” so we’ll go with that.  So if you have a lady friend that wants to come out and howl at the moon with us that’s just fine.  Anytime after 8 we’ll call it…  That is all for today.