I. If you do not dress up because you think it's gay, then everyone is allowed to hit you in the nuts once during the duration of the Cup.
II. If you refuse to partake in an event you not only forfeit that event but will be penalized for the next. Such as more beer in you're cup than everyone else.
III. First person to mention armwrestling has to drink a pitcher of beer and then run around the shop. Hopefully you puke your guts out.
IV. Don't pass out until I say you can pass out. Just don't.
V. I'm running out of ideas. Just wanted to make sure the lame kids that are too cool for school get theirs...
So people that actually read this, what time will you be there saturday? I'm gonna start smoking a pork loin at noon and I'll probably be there before that to paint lines and shit. I was thinking a whiffle ball homerun derby would be fun? Comment below.
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